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Battle of the Gods

Four cult members. Every god of history. Each week one deity enters the ring, and we argue until the pantheon is settled — or the Bishop calls us to repentance.

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Zeus

Season 14 · Episode 8 · 50 min · Presented by Gunnar
“The Nice Cult gets called out and the bishop calls them to repentance. Gunnar presents arguably the most powerful God we will cover this season.”
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The Contenders

Eight gods have entered the ring

Each week a member brings a deity forward. We weigh their powers, their reach and their vibes, then fight about where they belong.

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Episode 1QuetzalcoatlMesoamerican · the feathered serpentBrought by Nathan Episode 2CoyoteNative American · the tricksterBrought by Thor Episode 3Sun WukongChinese · the Monkey KingBrought by Finn Episode 4EkekoAndean · god of abundanceBrought by Nathan Episode 5BaalCanaanite · storm and rainBrought by [MEMBER] Episode 6IsisEgyptian · magic and healingBrought by [MEMBER] Episode 7AshurAssyrian · head of the pantheonBrought by [MEMBER] Episode 8ZeusGreek · king of OlympusBrought by Gunnar
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Engage

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II

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The Council

Meet Ya Boys

Four cult members building a cult one belief at a time.

Nathan

Gods brought to the ring:

Quetzalcoatl, Ekeko

Gunnar

Gods brought to the ring:

Zeus

Thor

Gods brought to the ring:

Coyote

Finn

Gods brought to the ring:

Sun Wukong

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