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The Greatest Influencer Rankings
This season, we're judging gods from every culture and era like they're modern-day influencers. New rankings drop every episode — refresh your faith accordingly.
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Reach
How far did the worship actually spread — one valley, or six continents?
Influence
Real-world receipts — wars, calendars, cities, kings claiming descent.
Coolness
Pure vibes. Movie poster? Bicep tattoo? Would they slap?
X-Factor
The unhinged myth detail that makes the whole table go silent.
| # | God | Reach | Influence | Coolness | X-Factor | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | LokiNorse | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | KaliHindu | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | SetEgyptian | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | InannaSumerian / Mesopotamian | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | EshuYoruba | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | QuetzalcoatlAztec / Mesoamerican | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | AmaterasuJapanese Shinto | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | PeleNative Hawaiian | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | MauiPolynesian | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | AnansiAkan / West African | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | The MorríganCeltic / Irish | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | ZeusGreek | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | KrishnaHindu | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | BaalCanaanite / Levantine | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |
| — | CoyoteNative American | — | — | — | — | Awaiting Judgment |